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May Mooniesode

May 18, 2019

It's the May Mooniesode, y'all!!! This week we're getting astrological and talking about how to align your goals with the signs of the full moon!

Reference book is Moonology by Yasmin Boland

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I Put A Spell On You (Spell Casting)

May 6, 2019

What's up, witches?! Today we're talking spell casting, abstract kitchen witchery, and maybe even a special appearance by Mr. Tom Hanks?! ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! 

Altars: I’ll Show You Mine If You Show Me Yours

April 22, 2019

Y'all ready for episode 7? This week we're talking altars, selenite, and general exhaustion! Be sure to head on over to our Instagram and let us know what you want to hear, check out photos of our altars, and more! Please remember to rate, review, and subscribe! 


April Mooniesode

April 15, 2019

It's a new mooniesode, y'all!! This week we are talking about the pink moon and how to tailor our new moon wishin' to maximize our manifestations.


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Basic Witches: Which Witch is Which?

April 8, 2019

It's episode 6! Today we find ourselves in the middle of a shit storm, do some protection spells, and learn which witch is which!  Listen along and let's be witches together!

An Interview with Zachariah the Witch

March 31, 2019

Hi, witches! This isn't an April Fool's joke! We have a super-special-bonus episode this week with Zachariah the Witch of the LA Black Hat Society! We talk about Zachariah's path to witchcraft, advice for new witches and witches with out support and a whole bunch of other awesome stuff! We hope you enjoy! 

You can follow Zachariah on instagram at @zachariahthewitch and the @lablackhatsociety!

Blessed be! 

Are you there Horned God? It’s me, McKensi.

March 24, 2019

Hey! It's episode five, y'all! This week we discover a pizza vending machine, get scared by night hags, give some aggressive dating advice and one of us has too much wine. Listen up!

March Mooniesode

March 17, 2019

It's a mooniesode, y'all! We're going over the phases of the moon, some moon facts, and talking about the storm moon!

Basic Witches: Let’s Fucking Party

March 10, 2019

Hey, it's our fourth episode! This week we're talking witchy holidays, doing some sage burning, and dreaming of Star Wars n' dinosaurs! Listen along and let's be witches together, y'all! 

Basic Witches: Pentacles, Pentagrams + The Elements, oh my!

February 24, 2019

It's episode three, y'all! We're talking Lisa Frank tarot cards, dreaming of Target shopping sprees and new boots, and one of us is taking a trip to the bone zone! Listen along and find out what the hell we're talking about. 

Featuring music by Juno Dreams, the Eurythmics, and Brat Mobile.